so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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