Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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