is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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