There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I don't think brook has ever known best
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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