Jerry, you need to find god
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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