My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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