how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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