YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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