Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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