you turned your livingroom into a bong?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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