dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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