i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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