Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
