I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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