My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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