Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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