I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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