She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Success! We fucked roommates!
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