so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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