it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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