too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
COCAINE IS GR8
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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