My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.