we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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