He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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