The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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