my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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