I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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