You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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