his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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