i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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