I hate your face
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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