what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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