is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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