Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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