just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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