He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
