It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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