I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
