did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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