Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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