I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i would punch a child for taco bell
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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