quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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