Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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