It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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