did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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