In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize