i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.