East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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