I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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