i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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