Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks