You surviving the open bar?
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night