oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him