Where did you get a picture of my penis
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I love having hate sex.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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