I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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