Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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